Bid farewell to Enron

Now in progress: the Enron liquidation auction. It appears that the online auction technology provider, Dovebid, is having some major difficulties keeping up with the demand. Their website is crippled, and live webcast unattainable.

Ooooh I wish I was in Houston right now. This would be the perfect opportunity to pick up a few plasmas for the bedroom and kitchen.

Update: A connected individual tells me that the 50-inch plasmas are selling for $7,600 (which is far above street price). I guess I should have expected this sort of uninformed auction madness.

Another leap in the deep-fried arms race

Somewhere deep in the provincial regional fairs of America, food technicians have come up with a response to the ever-popular Scottish late-night treat, the deep-fried Mars bar. Using only stock USA-made products, this new invention may be the end-all in end-all diets: the DEEP FRIED TWINKIE.

In what may be the biggest setback for the war on fat since supersize fries, Americans are scarfing down thousands of the gooey, calorie-laden snack cakes at county fairs and restaurants across the country.
“We sold 26,000 Twinkies in 18 days. People drove for hours just to taste our Twinkie,” said Rocky Mullen, who sells the deep-fried, cream-filled treats for $3 (U.S.) each at the Payallup Fair, 50 kilometres south of Seattle.

I am the proud owner of a home deep-fry unit, the only person my age I’ve met that can say so. I’ve made deep fried ice cream. I’ve replicated the foreign but delicious deep fried Mars bar. But this.. this is inspirational. Finally, Americans are on top, and I don’t see anyone upsetting that title anytime soon.

The Globe and Mail: Forget Mars bars, Twinkies now the deep-fried treat (link: beastlychild)

Two for the antiquarian

After years of dissatisfaction with paying above-market prices for used media in auctions (primarily books and vinyl in my case), I’ve discovered that a couple of the used retail networks are growing up. Both GEMM (used music/books) and Abebooks (antiquarian booksellers) are quickly establishing themselves as standards in my consumer repertoire.

These sites, along with others like them, could also become consumer pricepoint guides for online auctions. In most auction situations, buyers are unaware of the value outside the immediate moment, allowing bids to exceed market value final second fever. Analogous to the Bluebook in the automotive world, used media retailers could begin provide buyers with an informed appraisal for rare stuff.

Furthermore, both sites are taking steps toward complete integration, taking care of the entire search, order, and shipping processes. As their systems continue to expand, I assume it will get easier and easier for media collectors (like myself) to begin listing items within their database. I know that the GEMM database already includes a number of individual sellers that don’t even have a storefront.

It’s nice to see an alternative to the ebay hegemony. Did anyone see where the classifieds went?

GEMM: Music: CDs, records and tapes, oh my!

Abebooks: used, secondhand, rare, out-of-print

Computational Professor Complexity

Jason curiously observes Lance Fortnow’s Computational Complexity Web Log (admiring, well, it’s complexity). I had to do a triple-take upon reading this, since Lance was one of my first computer science professors at the University of Chicago.

It’s been many years since I have heard the phrase “Computably Enumerable Language,” and let me tell you, it makes me nostalgic like looking at soft-focus pictures from my childhood while listening to the Boards of Canada. The class used Michael Sipser’s Introduction to the Theory of Computation, one of the few computer science books i still keep on my bookshelf.

It just seems so damned ironic to me for some reason that my ex-professor has a weblog (not the subject matter of the thing, which makes perfect sense for Lance). I’m just praying that he doesn’t find the reverse connection, take a look at blogdex, and realize my issues with complexity. Is there a statute of limitations on grades at my alma mater? God I hope so.

The truth about cells

Nick poses the age-old question: do cell phones really interfere with airline navigation equipment? I remember asking the same question a few years ago, and being told by a friend that cell phone bans aren’t really issued by the FAA, but rather the FCC. Cell phones moving at 500 mph with line of site to many cells tend to create chaos in a system designed for land travel.

An article in Network Magazine confirms my suspicion, and takes it to the next level.. 3G. Apparently 3G phones will be able to hold simultaneous connections to different cells, circumventing the confusion that older phones would give at high altitudes. But this doesn’t mean that the FAA will be loosening their restrictions any time soon. I don’t mind, I’ll just jam the flight attendants’ radar by putting my phone in airline mode.

Wired Magazine: Is Phone Interference Phony?

Network Magazine: Did Cell Phones Save the White House?

A new Manhattanism?

As a part of my New York withdrawal treatment, I have been regularly consuming media about the city to quell the pangs of nostalgia that is starting to set in. Among my favorites so far is Rem Koolhaas’ 1978 architectural chronicle Delirious New York: A Retroactive Manifesto for Manhattan. The book attempts to weave a cohesive basis for the origins of the city’s unique character.

One passage I came across a while back resonated intensely with the current milieu. Since the 1853 World’s Fair (the first of two to take place in the Empire City), technological innovation has been an inseparable part of the city’s developmental ethos. Here Rem describes the first exhibition of the modern elevator, displayed by its inventor Elisha Otis:

Among the exhibits in the sphere is one invention that above all others will change the face of Manhattan (and, to a lesser degree, of the world): the elevator.
It is presented to the public as a theatrical spectacle
Elisha Otis, the inventor, mounts a platform that ascends – the major part, it seems, of the demonstration. But when it has reached its highest level, an assistant presents Otis with a dagger on a velvet cushion.
The inventor takes the knife, seemingly to attack the crucial element of his own invention: the cable that has hoisted the platform upward and that now prevents its fall. Otis cuts the cable; it snaps.
Nothing happens, to the platform or the inventor.
Invisible safety catches – the essence of Otis’ brilliance – prevent the platform from rejoining the surface of the earth.
Thus Otis introduces an invention into urban theatricality: the anticlimax as denouement, the non-event as triumph.
Like the elevator, each technological invention is pregnant with a double image: contained in its success is the specter of its possible failure. The means of averting that phantom disaster are almost as important as the original invention itself.
Otis has introduced a theme that will be a leitmotiv of the island’s future development: Manhattan is an accumulation of possible disasters that never happen.

My brief sojourn in Soho convinced me that this mentality extends far beyond technology, perhaps being the most central dogma of the residents. On a social front, Manhattanites are constantly pushing their lives to extremes, taking on a schedule that teeters on the brink of misfortune. The most quintessential characters I met during my tenure were those that took on more than they could chew, and while keeping a calm and collected perspective, always managed to make everything click at the last minute. You meet this type elsewhere in the world, and you whisper to yourself, “that person was so meant to live in Manhattan.”

In the wake of last September, many people are asking themselves whether or not New York City, and the country at large, will return to “normal.” Without a doubt, Manhattan has found stasis, but I doubt that things will ever be the same. This is a city that derived its impulse from standing on the edge, now forced to take a step away and reconsider its options; this from a population that has not needed to look back in 150 years.

If “normal” refers to the mentality of a year ago today, a great deal of ignorance would be necessary to return there. For the first time in its history, New York City has been forced away from a suspension of disbelief, as if the failsafe on Otis’ elevator had never existed. This is obviously the most major turning point in the history of the city, but the new Manhattanism (in the words of Mr. Koolhaas), remains to be seen. What force will propel the city into its next stage of development?

Some expensive advertising space

The US State Department and the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration have just granted the TransOrbital Corporation rights to start commercial development on our lunar counterpart. The launch is scheduled for June of 2003 from Kazakhstan.

Something I’ve never understood about space: why does the US seem to have exclusive rights to everything that goes on there? Does the US border leave Earth’s surface and extend to envelope the entirety of the universe? No siree: according to the UN, no one can claim ownership of the moon or any other celestial body.

NSU: First commercial Moon landing gets go-ahead

Transorbital: Dedicated to the commercial development of space

United Nations: Agreement Governing the Activites of States on the Moon and Other Celestial Bodies