Clean this, Cambridge!

Number of times Cameron’s car has been towed for street cleaning this year: 5

Amount of money spent in the process (US$): 585

Pieces of trash Cameron counted yesterday on the street that was supposedly cleaned: 20

Number of times Cameron cursed the city of Cambridge for each piece of trash: 3

One thought on “Clean this, Cambridge!

  1. Number of times Red’s car has been towed for street cleaning last year: 0
    Amount of money spent in the process (US$): 0
    Number of times that car was actually used by him: 0
    Number of times Red had cursed fellow human beings for littering last year: 585

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