American’s ain’t needin’ nun that sai-ance

A recent NSF study found that few Americans know their science, but most believe science fiction is true: A survey of 1,574 adults found that 60 percent agreed or strongly agreed that some people possess psychic powers or extrasensory perception, a premise that is generally discarded as unproven by most scientists. But never fear, theContinue reading “American’s ain’t needin’ nun that sai-ance”

Online service my ass

Faced with a complete deficiency of customer support numbers online, I decided to use my local electicity provider’s website to sign up for new service. Heralded as a convenient alternative to talking to a real person, I received this auto-reply within seconds: The Electric Company has received your request for an application and/or discontinuance ofContinue reading “Online service my ass”

Trading baseballs for cigarettes

Oh, Darryl Strawberry, where did it all go wrong? On his umpteeth conviction, a Florida judge finally sentenced him to 18 months in jail. The former all-star was caught “breaking the rules of the drug treatment center by smoking, having sex with a resident and trading baseballs for cigarettes.” Only Robert Downey Jr. could competeContinue reading “Trading baseballs for cigarettes”

Did Jerry Garcia get his start in a noise band?

Last night at our weekly electronic music gig (the appliance of science) in Cambridge, we featured guests Keith Fullerton Whitman (aka Hrvatski) and Greg Davis in duo form, just back from an extended US tour. They played a set of positively nerve-racking noise, full of baby giggles and monstorous groans (someone likened them to Legend).Continue reading “Did Jerry Garcia get his start in a noise band?”

The flattest one wins

Recently released, the official rules for the Extreme Ironing World Championships: There are three components for scoring: Extreme and creative ironing style Extreme well pressed and clean clothes Extreme short time At the World Championships every ironist must use the official World Championships iron for an accurate comparison of extreme ironing performances. The iron willContinue reading “The flattest one wins”