My good friend Soren Kirkegaard once said about irony:
Irony is a disciplinarian feared only by those who do not know it, but cherished by those who do. He who does not understand irony and has no ear for its whispering lacks eo ipso what might be called the absolute beginning of the personal life. He lacks what at moments is indispensable for the personal life, lacks both the regeneration and rejuvenation, the cleaning baptism of irony that redeems the soul from having its life in finitude though living boldly and energetically in finitude.
That said, is the The Celibate FAQ trying to be ironic? Read it closely. I mean really closely. It’s so darn close to blackpeopleloveus I can’t belive it is written in all honesty. I’m just trying to have life in finitude.
overstated 
wow.