Last summer my good friend and former bandmate Dan Paluska was shipped off to a remote island off the coast of Scotland to compete in the latest reality competition, TLC’s Escape from Experiment Island. The second episode airs tonight at 10PM.
The plot is simple. It’s Junkyard Wars meets Survivor. Characters within and between teams are pitted against each other during the off hours while they compete in engineering tasks on the playing ground.
Three adjectives Dan would use to describe himself: Intelligent (wait, that’s only one?).
overstated 
I’ve said that least 1036395 times. The problem this like that is they are just too compilcated for the average bird, if you know what I mean