Tell me it isn’t true: The New York City Anti-Hipster Forum!
In case you’re wondering, this is a blog about how much I (and I suspect many many others) despise New York City’s so-called “Hipsters” and everything they generally stand for. Now, before I begin, let me make a few things very clear: Number One, this site is not about hate, I don’t preach hate and I certainly don’t want to hear it from all you schmucks out there, because after all, we’re all stuck in this filthy hipster-ridden city together right? As an extension to this, I will say that the hipster-pandering is all in good fun, that is to say, nobody will get hurt, but the commentary here will definitely be scathing, satiric, and (I can only hope) funny and clever occasionally too. I don’t hate hipsters, I just think they’re silly and stupid. So have fun.
I had always wished there was someone out there capturing the absurdity and triviality of hipster kids. This is great! But what if the hipsters read these words and use them to breed a more powerful and offensive mutant hipster species that is unstoppable? Oh god!