Cardinal Stew

While looking for recipes for Steelers-inspired food, I came across this gem on the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette:

Cardinal Stew

1 – washed up cardinal quarter back
5 – mediocre offensive lineman
3 – legitimate pass receivers
2 – Steeler Coach wannabe’s

Toss ingredients vigorously in large (Super) bowl, Bake under extreme heat for 60 minutes. Cool by fanning with large yellow towel.

Throw it out.

Try again next Year

Props to the Post-Gazette for having forums.