Great Lincoln beard contest of Aught-Eight

Grow a beard like Lincoln’s by his birthday (February 12th) and be the envy of your block. N.b., Lincoln looked like a pedophile without his mustacheless beard.


Conspiracy? Vee don’t need no steenking conspiracy!

After seeing the pentagon conspiracy argument, I was unconvinced. CNN did a pretty unexceptional job of clearing things up with recent security footage released by the government. Why do they zoom out when showing the detail frame of the footage? And how can it be coming in nearly on the ground, at a 45° angle? If they’re trying to seed a conspiracy theory, they’re doing a pretty good job.


Nuclear fusion.. in a pan?

Researchers in Russia and America are close to nuclear fusion in a pan.

“The findings cock a snook at decades of efforts to harness nuclear fusion for energy generation in hugely expensive reactors that create extreme conditions of temperature and pressure. If the claims are verified, the team will have achieved the same processes at a tiny fraction of the cost, using equipment available to almost anyone.”


Fucknozzle’s Fucknozzle

useit.com: fuckknozzle’s fucknozzle (via rageboy)


She was a descript person, a woman in a state of total array…

A little bit of fun amidst the Tuesday morning hum-drum: How I Met My Wife


Underpants… cocaine… priest…

Since when is this a crime? (thanks: aidan)