Upcoming superstar
Once upon a time I had a friend who had a small website. We were such good friends that I became a poster child for said website, and everyone was happy. The sun was shining that day.
Then a BIG CORPORATION acquired the website, and corporate policy ensued. Privacies were policied, and policies were privatized. Somewhere in the mix, my poster-childhood was revoked. My picture was no longer an example for all those aspiring up-and-coming upcomingers. The fog rolled in that day.
But for a limited time, you can still see me in action! Quick, while supplies still last, go get your free autographed copy of Cameron Marlow, upcoming superstar!
